October 2010
4 posts
Fuck that shit
I’ve been doing fine for just about a month and a half. Didn’t give a shit about it at all. Then I looked in that fucking box and opened that fucking notebook. Whoops. Not quite square one, but not quite perfectly detached either.
I should feel awesome. I have two jobs, getting decent grades, and am doing what I love and what I always wanted to do. I am ill but I’m not dead. ...
So good when it ends,
They’ll never be friends.
September 2010
5 posts
I did it.
Front page, bitches.
Listen
How
Unfortunate.
But, embarrassingly funny.
Welcome back.
You weren’t missed. I hope you don’t stay long. Please don’t stay long. I’m not a good host, I swear.
I’m going to evict your ass.
I forgot how drunk Zach Galifianakis was during...
I sure xylophone do I xylophone.
somethingintellectual:
“My liver wrote his congressman and complained.”
August 2010
11 posts
Nevermind :X
Still way too partial to you tumblr <3
New Blaggg
Just for a little while, tumblr.
Pneumonia, Pneumonia, go away.
Come again never.
Dogs, Man's best friend.
Puppy*, teen’s* best friend.
Discharged in 2 More Hours
This doesn’t feel real. Please let this all be a nightmare. Please.
My life is an Antlers album
I’m Lying in a hospital and losing everything.
When is the part when I wake up and see that it was all just a nightmare?
None of them read this, hope it makes it okay.
Get me out of here. Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
Please Please Please Please Please.
I swear.
This weather is making me a bad person.
The End Justifies The Means
Well, these means are going to suck. These means are going to be difficult. These means are going to be painful, and boring.
The end will be better though, I swear.
I hate blogging like this, but I think I need to do it at least once in a while, for my sanity, and maybe to be a little hypocritical.
I know I should be scared, and I should be nervous, and I should be worried, but I’m...
Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers
I think Available and Apartment Story are runners for songs with the best lyrics ever.
“Why did you dress me down and liquor me up”
“so worry not all things are well we’ll be alright we have our looks and perfume”
Mmph, Matt Berringer, you sharp-dressed fucker. I want to shake your hand and steal your suits.
July 2010
5 posts
Dear God,
You’re not very fair with my family when it comes to this, are you? I think you should stop. Please?
Thank you,
Michael Zonenashvili
June 2010
1 post
OH SHIT
honourthymike: whut
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: holyy shitt
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: wtfff.
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: :(
honourthymike: omg
honourthymike: they're such dicks
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: serioursly
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: wtfff
honourthymike: HOLY SHIT
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: whyoh my gahd.
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: :(
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: OH MY GAHD
honourthymike: HOLY
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: :O
honourthymike: SHIT
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: holy shittttt
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: HOLY CRAAAPPPPP
JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! : D: :O
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
5 posts
Prospective Students
I’m sure at least 10% of you are cool.
but fuck the rest of you for talking throughout my entire set. Assholes. I couldn’t even hear myself.
“Holy crowd surfing! Brandeis you brought it, our favorite show and crowd hands...”
– Freelance Whales
DICK.
8:17:26 PM honourthymike: Your friends are a terrible influence on you -____- 8:17:26 PM honourthymike: LOL 8:17:30 PM JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! :D: ARE NOT! 8:17:32 PM JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! :D: :) 8:17:43 PM JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! :D: tumblring. 8:17:44 PM JACKIE JACKIE JACKIE! :D: that
Artistic integrity D:<
jacsters:
[20:17] mmspringrolls: HOP OFF MTY DICK, BITCH! [20:17] mmspringrolls: jk...
Love
Where everything is going.
Girlfriend, friends, school, future, career, music, radio, life.
March 2010
4 posts
Two
There’s no other witnesses, just us two. There’s two people living in one small room, From your two half-families tearing at you, Two ways to tell the story no one worries, Two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry, Two people talking inside your brain, Two people believing that I’m the one to blame, Two different voices coming out of your mouth, While I’m too cold...
likeapairofbottlerockets:
fuckyeahmashups:
The...
michelledelvalle:
thedailywhat:
New Music!...
Think I'm Gonna Make a Concert Review Blog
Of shit I’ve gone to :X
February 2010
7 posts
Dear Tumblrers
I had an amazing day.
Hope you did too :D!
This is already
A 2093842384203489% improvement over my last valentine’s day.
:D
Although My Judgement's Known to Fail
So I could stay the tallest man in your eyes, babe
1 tag
“I think this is the point where the mind has to go on an evolving stage. The...”
– Eugene Hutz
Cure
Improv Rehearsal
Finish Homework
Watch Standup with Zach & Kevin
Listen to Jackie’s voicemail
Freelance Whales
First good night of sleep in a week, I feel you coming on.
January 2010
10 posts
I Sometimes Hate that The People Who Know
What I’m talking about on here, are the ones who read my tumblr.
I hate drinking without being near her. I hate being around girls, and not being able to hold any of them, because they’re not her. I get so happy, I hear good music, then I look around me, and then suddenly feel miserable.
I know I sound like a sappy, clingy-ass boyfriend right now, but fuck it.
I haven’t even...
Fuck This
Bleh, give me a time machine.
What a Terrible Idea
That was.
NEVER play that song before going to sleep ever again. I just broke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG639bcSTsY →
You twitface.
twitter.com/mikeymikeyz
:D
I Sure Xylophone Do I Xylophone
miss u comedy.